tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368140542024-02-18T21:07:18.998-07:00krishlogsAn attempt to log those significant and not-so significant thoughts and events that have shaped me the way I am.Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-29500378481649135182010-12-15T01:20:00.004-07:002015-02-09T11:51:27.619-07:00■ look ma .. my sketch got published!<div style="text-align: justify;">
sometimes what <i>Ma</i> says turns out to be correct....let me rephrase it.. most of the time what <i>Ma </i>says turns out to be correct... umm .... who am i kidding.. she is correct each and every time!</div>
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The last time when I pledged myself that<b> <a href="http://krishlogs.blogspot.com/2008/03/i-will-never-ever-sketch-in-my-life.html">I'll never sketch in my life</a></b>, she was wise enough to ignore my amateurish decision. She made me take drawing courses and had said.. '<i>bachche, </i>you are going to thank me some day!'.</div>
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Years passed by, nothing happened. I joined college. I thought, may be I could woo girls with my sketches (<i> it's not me, blame the copious amount of testosterone)</i> but then who would care for a guy with a pencil and paper when there was a dude who could play violin like <i>SRK</i> did in <i>Mohabbaten</i> or the guy who sang like <i>sonu nigam</i>. Chicks dug them...<i>aur ek gaana sunao naa... woh waali dhun bajao naa</i>.....I had cursed myself one more time for taking drawing courses.<br />
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Some more years passed by, as usual not much happened.<br />
One day I got a comment to one of my sketch on this very <a href="http://krishlogs.blogspot.com/"><b>blog</b></a>, requesting for a <span style="font-size: small;">commissioned sketch for a book cover</span>! Imagine Fardeen Khan's reaction if he gets a call from <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0634240/"><i>Christopher Nolan</i></a> for casting him in his upcoming movie!</div>
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I was like..was someone messing with me?? a practical joke may be...things like this don't happen to me..it was too good to be true!</div>
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my sketch got published.. yep, once again mom proved herself right :)<br />
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Greatful thanks to K.Mathur for writing the novel <span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://nevermindyaar.com/">"Never Mind Yaar"</a></b></span> and giving me an opportunity to contribute.<br />
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<span data-jsid="text">kind request to all - if you liked the excerpts of the book please do spread about the novel "<b style="color: blue;">NEVER MIND YAAR"</b></span><br />
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Here is <a href="http://nevermindyaar.com/about-the-book-2/the-characters"><b>my sketch</b></a> on the <b><a href="http://nevermindyaar.com/%20">novel's website.</a></b></div>
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<li style="color: blue; text-align: left;"><a href="http://nevermindyaar.com/%20"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Never Mind Yaar</b></span></a>: <a href="http://nevermindyaar.com/%20">http://nevermindyaar.com/ </a></li>
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<li style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://nevermindyaar.com/about-the-book-2">About the book</a></b></span></li>
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<i>“Curiosity killed the cat”;</i> Shakespeare wrote in one of his play. If you go by my mother, my childhood curiosity killed the television, refrigerator and loads of other electronic appliances.<br />
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I was a curious soul, wanted to find out how things work! Now, those were the days when internet was not prevalent. It was not like every time you went <i>"Aiilaa..Jhakkas"</i> over a gadget and had million dollar questions about how it works, you <i>Googled</i> it out. The only way was to open the thing or as I used to say <i>dissect It!</i> My curiosity would more or less get satisfied but we ended up having a flash light that would start working only after u hit it like 12 times, a calculator, that would guaranty you 7894.888 as the answer, no matter what numbers you try to add and a radio that would only tune to a Malaysian station. Pretty sure, the sites like <i>“how stuff works”</i> were started by annoyed mothers who had kids like me.<br />
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After I had dissected most of the small appliances, it was time for the big kill - the Television! I wanted to open the TV. I wanted to take a look at it's inside desperately, as badly as you would be to open the email whose subject line goes -<i>"katina kaif in bikini!"</i> Mom sensed my evil intentions! She would live without the evening <i>khatti</i> with Mrs. Sen, would let go the annual sale on <i>banarasi saree</i> and even be ready to overlook the big ink stain on the new bed sheet (say, someone forgot to put the cap back on the pen even after repetitive warnings) but not without the TV! specifically on wednesdays. It was <i>chitrahaar</i> time on Wednesdays!! She played her ultimate card. She declared <i>"if anything happens to the TV, I am going to my maternal home and this time for real!"</i> that meant no fancy dishes for dinner! That was how the television was rescued from yours truly <i>Einstein ka bhatijaa. </i>But not for long!<br />
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As <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulo_Coelho">Paulo Coelho</a></i> quoted, <i>“When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it”.</i> One fine day the <i>Tele</i> won't start! Apparently a mouse had made its quest inside the TV, goofed around with the wires and got electrocuted. There you see, I was not the only one who had the <i>Khujli.</i> That meant only one thing, it had to be opened. I was delighted! Years later I was that happy when one day my friend D<b>,</b> enlightened me – <i>“abe! tere ko maloom, internet pe free ka pondy milta hai!!”</i></div>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"> </span>That summer, a sense of responsibility crept in! I had troubled my mom a lot, it was time to repay the poor lady! I presented her the ultimate gift, an Eco-friendly homemade solar cooker! <i>Tan Tada!!</i> No more long kitchen hours for dear mom cooking food for us. I had made it solely with junk items. Well, not totally junk. She freaked out the next day when she found out that the washroom mirror was missing and the solar cooker insulation was made out of her couch cushions!<br />
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The cooker served its purpose pretty well, if you decide to overlook few limitations. You had to be ready with the raw items at least five hours ahead of lunch time and better have a backup plan for rainy days. The vegetables would get partly cooked but then I pointed out that it was healthy over greasy food! Off all the people around, <i>Ma</i> was the happiest soul, not because she didn't have to cook lunch, but it was the longest time documented, that went without any of our household appliances reported broken!<br />
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For a week, I took care of the lunch. One morning I woke up to find the solar cooker missing! I rushed to my father to report the loss but found that he had given it to my younger cousin! I was told that my cousin was highly impressed with the "gadget" and wanted to use it as his school project. I felt proud!! <br />
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Later that year I met my cousin during holidays. While having general discussions, I brought up the subject. I inquired if the cooker was working properly and if it had helped him in his school project, with the sole purpose of shamelessly fishing for complements. He gave me a puzzled look and innocently replied - "what cooker??!!"</div>
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</div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-47103837500755408032009-05-24T19:56:00.013-07:002009-09-04T21:54:28.494-07:00■ sketch: ramu kaka<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXPa0AkzQ-Fv7RFVFWZIynrrXr-Ls-QIelvZJAl9AyEGMO8K1cPBDWtOPFRWwK7GJ05GEkKu4BtocqnHFNIsJCkD0eRrsRcFyY19VmSUCPlC9XHJCn44a-fC0EfvVDvNYLXSCqmA/s1600-h/ramu+kaka_krish.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 550px; height: 392px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXPa0AkzQ-Fv7RFVFWZIynrrXr-Ls-QIelvZJAl9AyEGMO8K1cPBDWtOPFRWwK7GJ05GEkKu4BtocqnHFNIsJCkD0eRrsRcFyY19VmSUCPlC9XHJCn44a-fC0EfvVDvNYLXSCqmA/s400/ramu+kaka_krish.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339592610747681138" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >(Click to Enlarge )</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">pencils: </span>9B 6B HB and Mechanical pencils.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">reference: </span><span>reference pic from flickr. Sincere gratitude to the photographer.</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span><br /></span></span></div><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">kaka </span><span style="font-size:100%;">in the making:</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOJCRGJQCytqIzBxn2L4_M_a1W7pY0ifB5Wyq5WjoYCbeWfy8Wm7GBzn-7_BytjDiqT5s1Ra6Vt2nFYY-s_P_xnEH9N-3H6bYGPcWdgBQNaAcnMe9onJ8Xp0gQNTAVetyDk4KoVQ/s1600-h/IMG_0315.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOJCRGJQCytqIzBxn2L4_M_a1W7pY0ifB5Wyq5WjoYCbeWfy8Wm7GBzn-7_BytjDiqT5s1Ra6Vt2nFYY-s_P_xnEH9N-3H6bYGPcWdgBQNaAcnMe9onJ8Xp0gQNTAVetyDk4KoVQ/s200/IMG_0315.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374073190642701634" border="0" /></a> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZgHwahI4qQi_LO7j0p7P-2OYg77zhWIwPeEgChWwkHZEHfspiVNz_bJSUWrMSEh-4a57i5XlKxCn20CH_ytEZ7VS8faJ401IFtr1a_fx6LefBgtiS0xTvdIS-YJgEgSgHpXXkHw/s1600-h/IMG_0320.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIi3aW8tFQmRDH5Q3eBIwXXU9mVUW-QVLYJg2ikYf2srKb9R9wzMb0YGGVJKSELejF5QtTxglSMBhqOjVGRe8QfN-aTj-ojeiQY2nFZneliegPd1K8NdqzNmCulI5YYCLijJ7leg/s200/IMG_0404+.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374074045490501474" border="0" /></a><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >(Click to Enlarge )</span>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-79347568665125962952009-03-21T16:31:00.011-07:002009-08-24T20:03:14.236-07:00■ Googling Skills<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_BipCNy1YmW0Di5vHRnUozuZ75Cr1IYFDsbne4MEwAfK_nkkWbkyU8edYhVY9xuSIwqsFp9527-OvCpM_ZH6VsA2f3DQdBNwkcyG3v0G8jlIkBUlcQ-C-hUnkc8rA66ll1s3giQ/s1600-h/swengg.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 640px; height: 185px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_BipCNy1YmW0Di5vHRnUozuZ75Cr1IYFDsbne4MEwAfK_nkkWbkyU8edYhVY9xuSIwqsFp9527-OvCpM_ZH6VsA2f3DQdBNwkcyG3v0G8jlIkBUlcQ-C-hUnkc8rA66ll1s3giQ/s400/swengg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373731375309757474" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fy2WwnsnV64/ScV7BEft02I/AAAAAAAADAs/accxMNUuI0A/s1600-h/swengg.jpg"><br /></a>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-69814832932536485492009-03-03T23:08:00.013-07:002009-08-24T20:05:33.450-07:00■ Of Basanti, Bugs and Me<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAtBscdX-oQRZahTx3k90Nj6A_kf7H0oOiT98CAc5vOPoEziUQ2aFhm0f9fN7PXtxgN4zIL9TJ1dEFJe74gdSNldJmLeX12CaV63ZEo6G2nRdmt7tLauf0ninqQHUoCy3JzyLsCg/s1600-h/sholprog.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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<b>me:</b> M, did i ever tell you that I am fortunate to have an understanding friend like you! Our frequency match so well! A friend like you is a precious gem.. hard to find ..difficult to part with and treasured forever....The world would be a beautiful place if everyone had a friend like you!....<br />
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<i>M was totally unmoved</i><br />
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<b> M:</b> cut the crap! tell me what do you want now? and stop picking up <i>senti</i> lines from eCard websites!<br />
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<i> didn't i tell you that we just click..</i><br />
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<b> me:</b> <i>he he he..</i> me <i>thoda</i> financially tight.. need some <i>hari patti.</i><br />
<b>M:</b> dude, its only first week of the month n u r out of cash??<br />
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<i>convincing M was not easy. For situations like these, i had my tried and tested formula. An emotional blackmail by shamelessly delivering the rip off dialogues from Sholay and pointing out that Jai did everything for his dear pal Veeru, works like a charm every time! M goes senti over Sholay! </i><br />
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<b> M:</b> <i>dramebaaz</i> *sigh*.. but tell me what do you need it for?<br />
<b>me:</b>umm.. i have a date tomorrow.<br />
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<i>let me call my date <b>amisha</b>.. why <b>amisha</b>?? well, for one to maintain anonymity and also that was the time when she was one of my fave actress.</i> <i>I did not miss any of her movie</i><i>s even though she behaved like a patient suffering from acute asthma when she delivered an emotional</i> <i>rone-dhone ka dialogue!</i> <i>won't do? okie.. lets call her <b>madhubala </b> then.. </i><br />
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<b>M:</b> *shocked* how the hell did YOU manage a date?!! You are neither a stud nor the studious type, he blurted out!<br />
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<i>getting a date for me is as difficult as the addition of the number 128 to 7865 for Paris Hilton when a calculator is not around. True friends there! they never let you have a false impression of yourself.</i><br />
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<b>me:</b> it's kinda complex man.<br />
<b> M:</b> i thought she wouldn't have agreed even if u managed to make her believe that u were the only guy left on the face of this earth!<br />
<b>me:</b>well, i told her that my aunt's brother's friend has a friend whose sister stays with a roommate whose brother is on good terms with Shahrukh Khan's hairstylist. I promised her an autograph from the King Khan with a message specially written for her!<br />
<b>M:</b> still! he nodded his head in disbelief.. anyways.. have u planned anything for the date?<br />
<b>me:</b> bro! i had been doing that all morning. I have chalked out plan for the perfect date! I'll ask her to meet me near the movie theater. They are playing Austin powers - 'The Spy Who Shagged Me!'...Dr Evil, Mini-me....Its hilarious man!<br />
"Yeah baby"...<br />
then we go to XYZ restaurant. the chicken tandoori is a delicacy there.<br />
Austin powers.. grand chicken feast! voilà ! I have a guaranteed perfect date!!<br />
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<i>M goes speechless for a moment. I knew he was impressed with my plan!</i><br />
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<b>M:</b> dude, u wasted the whole morning planning this? The efficiency of your plan lies somewhere between that of Maria Sharapova's 5 yr development plan of rural India and Rakhi Sawant's proposal for this year's financial budget. You expect her to travel all the way to watch Mike Myers ripping off his pants and showing his hairy chest!then watch u hog on the tandoori...even the Neanderthal man would have better table manners than u! and as far as I know your date is a vegetarian!</div>
<b>me:</b> oops! what now?<br />
<b>M:</b> consult G and C. they might help you out!<br />
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<i><b>G</b> and <b>C</b> were the acclaimed dating gurus of our hostel.</i><br />
<i> Rumor has it that a chat friend of G from Lahore was so impressed, that she had almost made up her mind to fly down to meet him, had it not been the visa issues at the last moment! </i><br />
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<i> the dating course was comprehensive and generally took significant duration for successful completion but owing to the shortage of time, I was imparted a crash course customized to serve my basic needs.. </i><br />
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<i>After the date as I returned to my hostel room, I found M waiting for me. There was a whole lot of junta waiting too..</i><br />
<i> News here travels fast...</i><br />
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<b>M:</b> how did it go?<br />
<b>me:</b> i think she liked my company! I might hear from her...<br />
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<i>before i cud complete...my cell phone rings with <b>madhubala's</b> number flashing on the screen! </i><i><b>M</b> was skeptical, the </i><i>junta overjoyed(fraternity celebrations) and as for me, I was in my dreamland..</i></div>
<span style="font-style: italic;">aah! I thought! she definitely liked my company...</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;">the trivia that i shared with her must have impressed her...</span><br />
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<i><span style="background-color: white;">I wond</span>er which of them she liked the most.. was it the detailed description of the human digestive system or was it the mating details of lions and pigs..</i><br />
<i> she must found the one about the data encryption quite informative too...</i><br />
<i> guess she liked them all.. else she would not have called!</i><br />
<i><b> M</b> had warned me to talk only about Shahrukh Khan, kittens and puppies but then i took my chance... </i><br />
<i> guess she has called to ask me for a date again..</i><br />
<i> hmm.. may be she has given some serious thought of choosing her life partner!</i><br />
<i> wonder if she is going to ask me to marry her?!!</i><br />
<i> marriage!! guess its a bit early!! i am yet to complete my engineering!</i><br />
<i> i am not even working!!</i><br />
<i> </i><i>oh n i forgot she is a vegetarian!</i><br />
<i> no more chicken for me!! that's going to suck big time...</i><br />
<i> may be she would allow me to eat sometimes!</i><br />
<i> boy! i need to get this thing settled before anything else!</i><br />
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answer the call <i>mere <b>Mungerilaal</b></i> - that was <b>M</b>.<br />
Rest of the <i>junta</i> in the room was silent and anxious...picture this.. last ball, Harbhajan Singh facing Bret lee, India needs 6 to win..<br />
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<b>me:</b> hello..<br />
<b>madhubala:</b> hey! i want to ask you something...<br />
<i>aha!.. there she goes.. but i need to settle the chicken thingy first!</i><br />
<b>me:</b> sure.. i too have something to ask..<br />
<b>madhubala:</b> oh! is it?.. go ahead..<br />
<b>me:</b> its OK..you go first..<br />
<b>madhubala:</b> i left my purse at the restaurant we had our lunch. The receptionist at the restaurant called and asked me to pick it up...<br />
its already 6 pm and the girls hostel would close soon! can you please get it for me!<br />
<b>me:</b> hmm ..err.. sure.. is that all?<br />
<b>madhubala:</b> ya, that's all..so sweet of you.. by the way what were you saying....<br />
<b>me:</b> chicken..<br />
<b>madhubala:</b> chicken?<br />
<b>M:</b> chicken?!!<br />
<b>junta:</b> uh..chicken???<br />
<b>me:</b> err..ya.. i was wondering if you have read the book.. <i>count your chickens before they hatch</i>.. err.. umm..never mind!</div>
<i><br />what am I saying!!<br />and what was I thinking!</i><i>someone please hand me a bazooka... i am going to blow my brains out!</i><br />
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Wish u all a happy new year!<br />
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Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-83759334684216631522008-12-21T12:09:00.013-07:002009-01-04T22:20:56.007-07:00■ dude, we will make it quick!<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> dude please..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie:</span>*sigh*<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>not again!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> can't help it..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie:</span> you got to wait... i am bit held up..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>dude, we will make it quick .. i promise... i have already taken off my t-shirt..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie:</span> why don't you ask someone else..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> its embarrassing to ask anyone else.. more over you do it so well!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie:</span> okay okay.. now lie down and try to relax..<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> *ouch* it hurts bad!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie:</span> relax man.. you got to stop moving .. don't make it hard for me...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> the gel is not effective.. i still feel the pain.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie:</span> stop being impatient! it needs sometime before it starts working..<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> *mmm* ya guess it has started working... now i feel a little better..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie: </span><span style="font-style: italic;">hmm</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span><span> dude.. not tht hard..<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>slowdown<span style="font-style: italic;">..</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie:</span> oops my bad! sorry..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> thanx for being so understanding!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie:</span> its okay man.. that's what roomies are for.... once we get married, our wives will take care.. but for now we have to help each other for situations like these, its mutual! One more thing, its better we don't talk about this to anyone..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> absolutely.. i totally understand... anyway you get back to your work.. I won't be disturbing you anymore today but might need your help tomorrow.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my roomie:</span> dude, I think its time to consult a doc. I don't have problem applying pain relief gel on your cramped shoulder but is not helping you much. You have been suffering for the last 4 days!<br /><br /><br /></div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-2590933853862986152008-12-17T23:38:00.005-07:002009-08-24T20:08:13.702-07:00■ Maa da Ladla<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPtErMRlZnAK_cnXzbCjp-fOawOUQ7YojHuiKtd3e0o2U4fQjVcF9DZwnMpCKQuszFt-T8KE7Uveb5cw-cEJIU8bZioS2WCHmcxNIwVxyrmEvHig0mwpAK3RcdPfXyyT6zF5iwiw/s1600-h/appendix.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 277px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPtErMRlZnAK_cnXzbCjp-fOawOUQ7YojHuiKtd3e0o2U4fQjVcF9DZwnMpCKQuszFt-T8KE7Uveb5cw-cEJIU8bZioS2WCHmcxNIwVxyrmEvHig0mwpAK3RcdPfXyyT6zF5iwiw/s400/appendix.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373732838620531810" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /></div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-3301395079098087122008-11-24T02:32:00.009-07:002008-12-18T00:49:58.023-07:00sketch:SIMRAN<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7ojxo6kZeWDEiw9CD4obZ6L2n_s4h8HQEtUj1-bdOnwlRy4b2n-jnlumouhsHHPPaN_luy6BoUfJFtyKDcrVY04f2vCU3Gpk-Fp12XnJUMPk63lJJZouHKk7M0AFwRXC1NjcYuw/s1600-h/Copy+of+simran.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 444px; height: 528px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7ojxo6kZeWDEiw9CD4obZ6L2n_s4h8HQEtUj1-bdOnwlRy4b2n-jnlumouhsHHPPaN_luy6BoUfJFtyKDcrVY04f2vCU3Gpk-Fp12XnJUMPk63lJJZouHKk7M0AFwRXC1NjcYuw/s400/Copy+of+simran.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272156811449619026" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SIMRAN</span>: reference sketch of a pic I found in net.<br />donno her name but decided to call her Simran when i started the sketch.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">pencils: </span>9B 6B HB and Mechanical pencils.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">duration:</span> approx 17 hrs over a span of 2 weeks.<br /></span><br />been quite some time since i made the last sketch.. sometime around feb.<br />feeling gr8 :)Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-20530028990165902962008-11-17T19:45:00.033-07:002008-11-20T22:16:47.039-07:00■ Tera Kya Hoga Kaalia?<div style="text-align: justify;"> Some of my friends already got married, some are getting married and the rest who are not getting married in recent future are least getting committed. I am pretty sure that by the time this post is up in my blog, a bunch of my pals would have updated their status in Orkut! These days I receive more marriage invitations emails, than the number of 'discount-on-Viagra', 'mortgage-offers' and 'weight-loss-pills' spam mails put together!<br /><br />Last week my maternal aunt called:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">aunt:</span> so now that u are done with your Masters and started working, have you told your mom about your girlfriend?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> huh? girlfriend? What girlfriend?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> you must be seeing someone <span style="font-style: italic;">naa..</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> nope..I am not!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> seriously ?!!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> seriously!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> *pause*<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">me:</span> *pause*<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> why?!!<br /><br />She would believe <span style="font-style: italic;">Rabri Devi</span> scorching the ramp for <span style="font-style: italic;">Manish Malhotra</span> at Paris fashion week, <span style="font-style: italic;">Sushri Mayawati</span> winning the Miss Universe pageant, even the free distribution of roses and promotion of valentine's day by <span style="font-style: italic;">Bajrang Dal,</span> but me not having a girlfriend was beyond her imagination!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">kasam Silpa Shetty's zero size kamar ki!</span> I had a tough time convincing her.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">aunt: </span>oh dear! She gasped, she almost had a 'arrey yeh <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.orientfansindia.com/pspo.htm">PSPO</a>* nahin jaanta' - classic <span style="font-style: italic;">zor ka jhatka!</span> <br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >*[yester year Orient ceiling fan Ad where <a href="http://www.orientfansindia.com/pspo.htm">PSPO </a>literate citizen are shocked when they come across a man ignorant of the <a href="http://www.orientfansindia.com/pspo.htm">PSPO </a>concept. They humiliate him to death.The Ad makes it a point to prove that <a href="http://www.orientfansindia.com/pspo.htm">PSPO </a>is a must know thing for all, even for a newly born baby]</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><br />Apparently for my aunt, not having a girlfriend was more disastrous than missing your Polio and DPT vaccine doses during your childhood.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> you are old enough to get married now! You should start looking for a girl!<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">me:</span> I thought mom is going to take care of that!<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">aunt:</span> eh? All this time your parents took care of all your needs! can't you search a girl by<br /> yourself?!! Have some pity on them!!<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br />me:</span> gosh! I never thought that way! ..but I am not mentally prepared now.. I need more time.<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">aunt:</span> more time?! There will never be a right time! By the time you make up your mind, your friend's kids would be big enough to pull your t-shirt and demand '<span style="font-style: italic;">chacha-chacha humko kahani sunao naa!' </span><br /><br /> You know, during my college years I had a dozen of guys after me, but your grandpa was<br /> bent on arranged marriage and i had to end up with your uncle! *sigh*<br /> Things have changed now!<br /><br /> Okey, no more wasting time. Your situation is critical! Let me help you out!<br />Aah! I am so excited! This is more fun than shopping! Tell me what kind of girl do you have in mind?<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">me:</span> hmm...<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">aunt:</span> now don't demand like typical guys..<br /><br />they won't settle anything less than a hybrid of <span style="font-style: italic;">Katrina</span> and <span style="font-style: italic;">Anjelina..</span><br />who should cook like <span style="font-style: italic;">Tarala Dalal</span> and sing like <span style="font-style: italic;">Shreya Ghoshal..</span><br />be <span style="font-style: italic;">Gharelu</span> types yet dress as elegant as <span style="font-style: italic;">Sarah Palin</span> and when needed should charm you on tunes of <span style="font-style: italic;">'beedi jalaile'!</span><br />would say 'its ok' and not make you sleep on couch even if you forgot her birthday for the third time in a row!<br />and let you watch <span style="font-style: italic;">"Dumb & Dumber"</span> again while the final episode of <span style="font-style: italic;">'kyun ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi' </span> is being aired!<br />disgusting!<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br />me:</span> err.. uh um...uh...( OMG!! this lady can read minds!!!)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> anyways....Lets start with Orkut. There must be some girls in your 'friend list'.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> hmm... I do have, but they are all committed!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> huh? all committed? What were you doing when they were getting committed? had you gone to the Himalayas to attain spiritual knowledge?!! Anyways, how about your workplace? There must be some eligible girls in your team.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> 'All -Male' team and all are married except me and one more guy!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> O boy! What did you do to end up in a team like that? Your team lead is too smart recruiting only guys. No distractions hence increasing productivity. How about pubs?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> last week I went to a pub near my place and got hit by 2! but...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> Aah! Girls approached you! That's good! I knew you have potential. You just have to look at the right places. So did anything worked? Did you get their number?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">me:</span> well ya, in fact both of them did! but....<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">aunt:</span> wow! That's great! Any <span style="font-style: italic;">desi</span> girl among them? All <span style="font-style: italic;">Americans? Chinese?</span> Well, I am open minded but I doubt your parents! Moreover if you end up with a <span style="font-style: italic;">Chinese,</span> she will serve food with chop sticks! I will manage but your uncle is not a great fan of those. Last time we went to a sushi bar, he was struggling and took an hour to finish a bowl with those! So tell me how much time did you spend there? Did you call them? Oh! this is getting interesting!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">me: </span>I never called anyone!<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">aunt:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Aiyoo!!</span> why?? Weren't they good looking?<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">me:</span> *pause* uh...<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">aunt: </span>what??<br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">me:</span> umm... I was hit by men! That's what i was trying to tell you...<br /><br />I heard her bursting into laughter, kinda like the way <span style="font-style: italic;">Sidhu</span> does in <span style="font-style: italic;">Great Indian laughter Challenge!</span> ... possibly she was rolling on the floor! soon my uncle joined! guess it was too much for my aunt to resist and not share with him... more giggles.. huh? Did she broadcast it to the whole colony?<br />That was fast! Women!<br />It went on for quite sometime! I was spared only after my 8 year old young cousin got curious and asked my aunt-"what's gay, <span style="font-style: italic;">Ma?!</span>" </div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-41890248637569559012008-10-21T19:37:00.005-07:002008-11-18T19:20:42.971-07:00■ One More Reason<div style=";font-family:arial;color:black;"><span style="font-size:100%;">One more reason why I love my dad!</span></div><div style=";font-family:arial;color:black;"><span style="font-size:100%;">News excerpt courtesy <b>ibnlive:</b> <a href="http://www.ibnlive.com/news/father-takes-son-to-court-for-idleness/76420-13.html">link</a></span></div><h2 style="color:black;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><u>Father takes son to court for idleness</u></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></h2><div class="txt" id="font_text" style="text-align: justify;font-size:14px;color:black;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>Lagos:</b><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype> A father took his 20-year old son to an Islamic court in northern <st1:country-region st="on">Nigeria</st1:country-region> for idleness, asking that he be sent to prison for refusing to engage in productive activities, state news agency <st1:place st="on">NAN</st1:place> said on Friday.<br /><br />"He is not listening to words and he is bringing shame to my family. I am tired of his nefarious deeds. Please put this boy in prison so that I can be free," Sama'ila Tahir, a market trader in the northeastern town of <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Bauchi</st1:place></st1:city>, was quoted as saying.<br /><o:p></o:p><br />Tahir told the court that his son had refused to go to school and accused him of belonging to a criminal gang.<o:p></o:p><br />The court sentenced the son to six months in prison and 30 strokes of the cane -- which were immediately administered on the premises -- for being disobedient to his parents, <st1:place st="on">NAN</st1:place> said.</span><style><!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";}p {mso-margin-top-alt:auto; margin-right:0in; mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; margin-left:0in; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";}@page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;}div.Section1 {page:Section1;}--></style><o:p></o:p></div><h1 style="color: black;"></h1>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-52545048973250718292008-09-21T06:50:00.001-07:002008-09-21T07:04:26.323-07:00■ All I want<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzEF9Ci7zTe9DiH3Rd5XgZGYbMGZr2-WNgQRnFIbEqs98IP6Jv-ZTcdCVMTUbds-5ySXG5ntHYHXo2in5fTFpgtGmhnD-DsO7HUJ9xp_Rhrhw-e7pkbeLU4-XqbnUkT-a2Qp7zGg/s1600-h/age5.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXtmu2TwK8ReI2T19M61CwX-vhxZMEV2NQgeSa6ziR7q1mzRWrCrjdnvTF7NHHtM2tF9YqpkEuY9gXpK5k6FzmukAPxsOXlZpUDgRlgGg1AkwOnyHz3sEuL7sR_Ttnv9xvbraqvg/s400-r/age5.JPG" /></a> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2lC40UyRgdWVCITTbstgQlkE1uGOBmW2jWlQ6KMYkVwzUBnEbw2oEI1BBMHfCmq81LnaQeo5ZKBYOBfgzGx4V8bk87BJcL70Z87QTtF7MKUFkeqOhUb-SqTZ8aD5Qf-7ocEbzLA/s1600-h/now.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_457r3e9gjHvETWKk5u20VVIoD_Fbn5wlufErM8KR7rHZgNztcl2Z-Sti9YOT5BbxQLcl8ahMIVbSDHqPg4b_3gbWayAZHD4jqPZnsBUmK7FVjSEBcuNBjplvXSF0iBr28wjKpg/s400-r/now.JPG" /></a> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>image courtesy of <a href="http://www.pixar.com/shorts/presto/index.html">Pixar Presto</a></i> </div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-66529239444498630262008-08-16T20:04:00.020-07:002008-08-24T03:35:38.020-07:00■ Apun bhi Salman<div style="text-align: justify;">finally.... finally I did it.. I am elated!<br /><br />I am as jubilant as tushar kapoor, after he found that the total number of people who have watched his latest movie has increased to ten as compared to just three for the last one. Two of them were from the censor board, they didn't have a choice, you see. <span>T</span>wo movie tickets of his latest movie for guessing the third person. It was Ekta Kapoor, after all sis dear cares for her lil bro.(stats: Balaji survey, of course!)<br /><br />It was not easy for me to achieve it, but this time I was as determined as Mallika Sherawat, when she decided not to wear an inch more than a little kindergarten girl does. <span style="font-style: italic;">Thriller picture ke mafik suspense create karke apun bheje pe pressure nahin dalega. Seedha topic pe aarela hoon.</span> I have finally crossed the 5th day barrier of going to the gym! Today was the sixth day and I successfully made it to gym. Last time, precisely two years ago, I could manage to drag myself to the 'salman-arnold-sylvester' producing institution for not more than five days!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">chee chee Gym jaake kya karega?</span> - my Mom has the impression that either you are a top notch <span style="font-style: italic;">luchcha</span> else you have to <span style="font-style: italic;">pataofy a kudi</span>, if you are planning to tone your body pumping some iron! She rants about Salman- <span style="font-style: italic;">"kitna achcha tha woh when he started acting, aur abhi dekho, movie start hua ki nahin shirt khol ke </span><span style="font-style: italic;">body dikhana </span><span style="font-style: italic;">start ho jata hai. Besharam kahin kaa!</span>"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Na Maa,</span> nothing like that- I assured her and I was kinda honest!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Actual baat boleto</span>, I have put on considerable amount of weight. The cheese on the pizzas that I had hogged on, liked me so much that it decided to stay with me for a while. Guess we all know which parts of the body they like the most! Every time I try slipping into my trousers, they scream like the suspect undergoing third degree interrogation in police lockup! My T-shirts have started hiding from me. The unfortunate ones that get caught, makes me feel like Shakti Kapoor when they beg for mercy - <span style="font-style: italic;">'Bhagwan ke liye humpe taras khao!'</span> Its a relief that our Indian Penal Code does not have any act for torture of our garments else I am certain, I would have been issued a non bailable warrant by now. I ain't cold hearted Gabbar Singh, so decided for some physical exertion.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">My <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">soul</span> and <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">body</span> exchange the following kind of <span style="font-style: italic;">dialog baazi</span> more or less everyday:</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >soul </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">-</span> chal ready ho jaa partner, its 6 in the morning.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">body -</span> *uhh* last night went to bed late.<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >soul </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >-</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" > kha kha ke ex-AdnanSami ban gaya hai. No excuses.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">body -</span> yesterday I went to gym naa.. guess we can skip today! kal chalenge promise.<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >soul </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">-</span> mat jaa.. mereko kya.. kya pata aaj woh blondie mil jaye gym main!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">6 minutes later I was in Gym...</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >soul </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">- </span>chal treadmill be running chalu kar.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">body - </span> (after 4 minutes) *panting heavily* boss, hogaya aaj ke liye! ghar chalte hain!<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >soul </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">-</span> shaane, you haven't even burnt 10 calories!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">body -</span> boss, motivation nahin aa raha hai!<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >soul </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">-</span> *hmm* close your eyes and imagine Pamela Anderson jogging on Juhu Chowpatty<br /> beach in the morning and tu uske peeche peeche bhag rela hai...<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">I was on the treadmill for the next 15 minutes without any further complaints and burnt around 110 calories...</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >soul </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">-</span> bas mere PT Usha, chal ab weight utha..<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">body -</span> (removing all the weights till its 10 lbs) this is easy!<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >soul </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">-</span> mamu, Farah Khan could have lifted more than this when she was pregnant with<br /> her triplets!<br />Mard ban, be a Man!....<br /></span><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-52698975567363067692008-08-14T19:34:00.003-07:002008-08-14T19:44:05.485-07:00■ Proud to be an Indian<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0QjSWTW4_LCbqw49oNcDvZxTpnEpbyiyqsWn_hen4rusxVxz2J36SCFTZaWCD0203DfF6ML_8sBfPVMtS2VgnoRSt7yAiEHlHXRHQ35Cd80icqDo3cgxk_rY582OI7EKjBavylw/s1600-h/INDIAN.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0QjSWTW4_LCbqw49oNcDvZxTpnEpbyiyqsWn_hen4rusxVxz2J36SCFTZaWCD0203DfF6ML_8sBfPVMtS2VgnoRSt7yAiEHlHXRHQ35Cd80icqDo3cgxk_rY582OI7EKjBavylw/s400/INDIAN.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234567535467098050" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">wish u all happy Independence Day</span>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-25707616338128171542008-07-25T09:06:00.030-07:002008-07-28T19:48:06.701-07:00■ Real Life Superhero<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">“We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand”-Randy Pausch</span><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_sLwXPWqwMeokdXw1y_8nr-hTUg3rwEwfS1exKZaJcPMaNwDRCIXQJ0xjiyAyV3gR52ATC7_jOpasyOtI_TmBLcaqv05mbfNNLgIslaEW1EuaB5oJ2nRXhTLPjBwizVZEpU5kfA/s1600-h/Clipboard01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 201px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_sLwXPWqwMeokdXw1y_8nr-hTUg3rwEwfS1exKZaJcPMaNwDRCIXQJ0xjiyAyV3gR52ATC7_jOpasyOtI_TmBLcaqv05mbfNNLgIslaEW1EuaB5oJ2nRXhTLPjBwizVZEpU5kfA/s400/Clipboard01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227678165071593906" border="0" /></a><span>This Superhero is a bit different from the stereotypes. Unlike others , he did not have a </span>second 'super' identity. He neither wore a mask nor had a fancy cape. He dressed ordinary and surprisingly the trademark characteristic of '<span><span style="font-size:100%;">wearing the underwear outside the superhero outfit</span></span>' was missing. What made him different from the<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><span><span style="font-style: italic;">aam junta</span> was his point of view towards life.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFTtF3LDJNHH5EHuAibIzEW8z8IzF0h7w4ZkTOsp5FJqDvtoDpjpSvzbJwd3xSZdtFnwNTLE9G-QrBQwP4qTW-QovAQbMLT4yT1myuOWr9y6PBCnr3o-GyBxOM9_L2Dqr5BzZ9Eg/s1600-h/Clipboard02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFTtF3LDJNHH5EHuAibIzEW8z8IzF0h7w4ZkTOsp5FJqDvtoDpjpSvzbJwd3xSZdtFnwNTLE9G-QrBQwP4qTW-QovAQbMLT4yT1myuOWr9y6PBCnr3o-GyBxOM9_L2Dqr5BzZ9Eg/s400/Clipboard02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227677234590555426" border="0" /></a>Randy Pausch, a Carnegie Mellon University computer scientist made news with his "last lecture" after he was diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer. He believed in living life to the fullest rather than mourning over impending death. His "last lecture" is probably the most optimistic and liveliest lecture one can hear from a dying person. </div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">the closest he came to wearing a superhero costume</span></span><br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ji5_MqicxSo&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ji5_MqicxSo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />his famous "Last Lecture"</span><span style="font-style: italic;">at Carnegie Mellon University:<br /></span><br /><br /><br /><embed id="VideoPlayback" style="width: 400px; height: 326px;" allowfullscreen="true" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-5784740380335567758&hl=en&fs=true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">lecture on "Time Management:" at the University of Virginia. </span><br /><br /><br />other resources:<br /><ul><li><span>Randy Pausch's homepage:<a href="http://download.srv.cs.cmu.edu/%7Epausch/" target="_blank">http://download.srv.cs.cmu.edu/~pausch/</a></span></li><li><span><span>Dr. Gabriel Robins homepage:<a href="http://www.cs.virginia.edu/%7Erobins/Randy/" target="_blank"> http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/Randy/</a></span></span></li></ul><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">[image courtesy: </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><a href="http://www.cs.virginia.edu/%7Erobins/"><strong>Dr. Gabriel Robins</strong></a></span><span style="font-style: italic;">]</span>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-44792201227229598002008-07-06T15:27:00.050-07:002008-08-24T03:44:58.399-07:00■ But Pappu Can't Dance Saala!<div style="text-align: justify;">I am undoubtedly, a multi-talented soul! I have watched 4th, 5th, and 6th seasons of F.R.I.E.N.D.S in a single day! Scrubs, Prison Break, Heroes, Wonder Years have been completed by seasons in a single sitting too! Back home, I could watch 45 channels simultaneously, every channel having their fair share. The pattern would repeat in a round-robin fashion till my mother begged for remote, so that she could find out what new <span style="font-style: italic;">sarees</span> the <span style="font-style: italic;">Bahus</span> and <span style="font-style: italic;">Saases</span> had put on, in the latest episode of <span style="font-style: italic;">Kabhi Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi!</span> I have survived without a shower for 5 days. I know that there are plenty of <span style="font-style: italic;">surmas</span> who have already challenged this limit. I wanted to stretch it for a week, but my exams started so did not dare to piss-off the prof and be thrown out of the exam hall. I also have the quality of listening to the same song repeatedly for days. Mariah Carey's <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=CzxR8OH-fDQ"><span style="font-style: italic;">'Touch My Body'</span></a> number, singly ruled my music player for 12 days until my roomie pleaded for mercy. Its only the 4th day for <span style="font-style: italic;">'Aahista-Aahista' </span>track from "<span style="font-style: italic;">Bachna Ae Haseeno</span>" and he is already in tears!<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The skill I <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5U8I8WJQ1Ug4uv3K8IExjArsNEBKO6BLyaRMrXdPZO1si89CXTwAx50VwYlNsbJLTLAiq4TFwLCr2ymVX8Mnk9KRY-d20Q7gkU1SaosN8ZUV5IVVKWU2QYtEqFjpE8zm_S0-bBw/s1600-h/tribal-dance.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5U8I8WJQ1Ug4uv3K8IExjArsNEBKO6BLyaRMrXdPZO1si89CXTwAx50VwYlNsbJLTLAiq4TFwLCr2ymVX8Mnk9KRY-d20Q7gkU1SaosN8ZUV5IVVKWU2QYtEqFjpE8zm_S0-bBw/s400/tribal-dance.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224515548588204066" border="0" /></a>find interesting and ironically lacking in me is dancing. Watching dance in any form excites me. My happiness knew no bounds when I got selected for a group dance in my 3rd grade for the School Annual day function! It was a tribal dance from Sikkim. The event started and soon it was our turn to perform. The folk dance was going great until the knot of my dhoti went loose and the red boxer<span style=""><b> </b></span>underneath,with <span style=""><span style="font-size:100%;">prints</span> of Mickey Mouse all over it </span>made its public appearance. Now, who would wear a red boxer under a white dhoti! Certainly at that age, I was not deciding the color of my boxers to be worn for the day! Given a choice, I would have certainly gone for 'He-Man' instead of Mickey Mouse. I still haven't got a valid explanation from my mom!. I heard girls giggling but in the spirit of a true performer, I continued the performance in my boxer, sans the unfaithful dhoti! After this incident I developed a phobia of wearing Dhotis. Apparently, the custom of wearing dhoti is mandatory during wedding ceremonies in my region!(*mental note* double check the dhoti knot, wear a belt as a safety measure and strict no no to red boxers!). Despite the wardrobe malfunction, I have fond memories of that day. </div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Eighth grade, studies were cool, so thought of giving dancing a try. After a week of devoting some quality time in practice, it was time to give a demo to my mom. It was the time when <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=UkvLulQ4JK0">Prabhu Deva</a> and Michael Jackson defined dance. To my surprise, I was cut short midway.<br /></div><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">maa:</span> *shocked* what was that?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">me:</span> *puzzled* which one? (i did the steps again! I tried my best but, couldn't convince that pelvic thrusts of Prabhu Deva and </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=CKXcwWHcli4"></a>crotch grab<span style="font-style: italic;"> of MJ was considered cool and was the in thing!)</span>.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">maa:</span> *chee-chee* where did u learn this? no more of those! Is it from school? I will have to meet your teacher tomorrow.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">me:</span> but maa the teacher did not....</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">maa:</span> no more TV..</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">me:</span> but..</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">maa:</span> learn something</span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://krishlogs.blogspot.com/2008/03/i-will-never-ever-sketch-in-my-life.html"> productive!</a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">me:</span> *hmph*</span><br /><br />That was the ruthless end to one more <a href="http://krishlogs.blogspot.com/2008/03/wanted-to-be-bhai.html">cool passion</a> of mine!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I think I look like Hrithik Roshan. Feed that macho with <span style="font-style: italic;">Mcdonald's Double Cheese burger</span> <a href="http://www.krispykreme.com/" class="l" onmousedown="return rwt(this,'','','res','2','AFQjCNGLLI6omohGiG4WnXpCL1Tz-zyM8Q','&sig2=x9FGi0OAOQwBXQuCdT8vLA')"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></span></a>for breakfast, <span style="font-style: italic;">Hyderabadi Chicken Biriyani</span> for lunch and <span style="font-style: italic;">gajar ka halwa</span>, made generously with Amul's pure ghee for desert. Give him a job in a S/W company so that he is forced to spend most of his time glued to his seat and have no time for a workout. Strap him to a chair and make him watch RGV ki Aag twice a day. A week later he would have gained enough weight and would have gone considerably out-of-proportion to have a striking resemblance with me (there might be a slight <a href="http://krishlogs.blogspot.com/2008/03/chote-miyan.html">difference in height</a> but trust me, its kinda negligible!). About the RGV movie, I read somewhere that mental trauma can have serious affect on sound physical growth and development! The only reason why "yours truely" is an <span style="font-style: italic;">A</span><span style="font-style: italic;">am aadmi</span> while Roshan Jr. is a heart-throb of millions is coz of his flawless skill to tap his feet and shake his bum to the tunes of <span style="font-style: italic;">dhoom machale</span>. I suck there big time.<br /><br />The last time when I tried to dance on our college annual day, turned out to be a disaster! It left the girls around me in total shock. One of the girls thought that I was under the attack of seizure and called for an ambulance. This upset the <span style="font-style: italic;">college ka Bhai</span> ( <span style="font-style: italic;">Bhai</span> had a soft corner for the benevolent girl and this made him jealous).<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0hVX5u-xNK_8h8GcT3E-Qhzn4m5_OHeKecj-bvXnqglK_EXf8H4-TFHFgOC3Dy57_3cHE4apjJCBFNvqM-cXUgtkdA4hjlBm7UT1zQTl4mz3J-3KoMiuRun_Pnbm6L_ZB4ubvKA/s1600-h/fraternity.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0hVX5u-xNK_8h8GcT3E-Qhzn4m5_OHeKecj-bvXnqglK_EXf8H4-TFHFgOC3Dy57_3cHE4apjJCBFNvqM-cXUgtkdA4hjlBm7UT1zQTl4mz3J-3KoMiuRun_Pnbm6L_ZB4ubvKA/s400/fraternity.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224559952773803378" border="0" /></a> This freaked his faithful followers and they went on a rampage. The dean issued me a notice for creating public nuisance. That was not the end. I was also out casted from the "boys-who-suck-at-dance-fraternity" for breaking the code of conduct. The rule of <span style="font-style: italic;">'Thou shall not dance in public'</span> strictly forbade dancing at social gatherings to save the member and his fellow sucker brothers from embarrassment. However, the fraternity did permit showing ones talent (read: making a complete fool of oneself) in secret meetings.<br /><br />Its high time to admit the fact that this Pappu just can't dance!<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">The Fraternity in Action:</span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">identity withheld on request</span><br /></span><h1 style="font-weight: normal;" class="subject"></h1></div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-59445652729259962542008-06-27T14:08:00.007-07:002015-02-12T14:20:37.402-07:00■ Pappu Chala Amreeka (I)<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: 100%; font-style: italic;">"I believe graduate study will refine my knowledge and also serve to give direction to my goal of a career as a research professional at an academic or commercial, research-oriented organization. I intend to pursue an MS degree in order to reach that goal.." *phew*</span><span style="font-size: 100%;"> -</span> I sounded all passionate with energy. The words echoed! I was as dynamic as Shahrukh Khan when he was delivering the <span style="font-style: italic;">'Sattar minute' waala</span> dialouge in <span style="font-style: italic;">'Chak de I</span><st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on" style="font-style: italic;">ndia</st1:place>'. The visa officer at the consulate was convinced and granted me visa<st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on"></st1:place></st1:country-region>. One of my English <span style="font-style: italic;">main</span> proficient friend had drafted that SOP for me in exchange of a dinner at pizza hut and a bottle of johnny walker <span style="font-style: italic;">(aaj kal Jai-Veeru waali dosti to rahi nahin!)</span>. </st1:country-region><br />
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<st1:country-region st="on">I fall in the category of people who got <span style="font-style: italic;">motivated</span> by their Project Managers to give up their job and go for Higher studies! I always wanted to pursue masters but lacked the drive. </st1:country-region>After a month long monotonous data entry when he sent me some more excel sheets, I knew it was high time!<br />
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<st1:country-region st="on"></st1:country-region>A week left for my scheduled flight, my near and dear had their piece of advice:<br />
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<st1:country-region st="on"><b><i>papa:</i></b></st1:country-region><i>Concentrate on your career! </i><span style="font-style: italic;">Work hard and </span><st1:country-region st="on"><i>study sincerely. Don't let yourself get distracted. (translation: don't run after chicks! study! )</i></st1:country-region><br />
<st1:country-region st="on"></st1:country-region><st1:country-region st="on"><i>do you have <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">your</st1:place></st1:city> documents ready?<br /><br />Let me help you pack your bag! </i></st1:country-region>His 'Help' made sure that I took bare minimum clothes and didn't miss any of the books. Later that day,when he was not around, I removed the books and stuffed back my clothes *evil smile on my face* After I landed here, I opened my bag and found that the books had mysteriously made their way back, the clothes were gone and a small note read '<span style="font-style: italic;">study well - love papa!'</span><br />
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<st1:country-region st="on"></st1:country-region><st1:country-region st="on"><i><b>ma:</b></i></st1:country-region><br />
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<st1:country-region st="on" style="font-style: italic;">She was worried .You should have learnt some cooking. Do u remember the Khichdi recipe I taught you y'day? It's very easy. Don't be careless with the gas. I have packed pickles, medicines in your bag. Don't use all the clothes at a time. Wash them regularly. Take shower every day! </st1:country-region><span style="font-style: italic;">Brush your teeth twice a day.. cut your hair regularly and no piercing or tattoo!</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />I think I should have accompanied you and stayed there for some time till u get settled!</span><br />
<st1:country-region st="on" style="font-style: italic;"><br />You remember Mrs Sengupta's son naa?? .. (her son got married to an <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Amru</st1:place></st1:country-region> girl) She is having trouble communicating with the girl. There is a culture clash. You study properly, don't worry about anything else. Once your MS is over, I will search for a good Indian girl for you.</st1:country-region><br />
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<st1:country-region st="on"><i><b>my neighbour, Bannerjee Aunty:</b></i></st1:country-region><br />
<st1:country-region st="on"><i>Don't get influenced by the Western culture. I have seen their life style on TV *chee chee* (probably she was either talking about 'bold and the beautiful' or 'sex and the city' ). Don't go to pubs and stay away from girls!</i></st1:country-region><br />
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<st1:country-region st="on"><i><b>my College friends:</b></i></st1:country-region><br />
<st1:country-region st="on"><i>Saale, ab teri to aish hai! I heard that they party hard. Keep us posted and haan detail main report chahiye! Don't forget to take the digicam when u go to the beach.</i></st1:country-region><br />
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<st1:country-region st="on"><i><b>my S/W engg friends:</b></i></st1:country-region><br />
<st1:country-region st="on"><i>S,G and R have already gone to onsite, my H1 is in process. Once I am there, we will plan for a trip to Vegas on a long weekend!</i></st1:country-region><br />
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<st1:country-region st="on"><b><i>the Newspaper boy:</i></b></st1:country-region><br />
<st1:country-region st="on"><i>bhaiya, he came close and whispered, suna hai wahan Cabaret hota hai! Yahan to Dance bar band kar diya! Yeh minister log bhi naa. He was dissapointed!</i></st1:country-region><br />
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<st1:country-region st="on"></st1:country-region> <span style="font-style: italic;"><tab><tab>to be continued..</tab></tab></span><br />
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Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-9899377812129737002008-06-16T04:35:00.026-07:002008-06-23T12:14:04.434-07:00■ Why Me?<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">'CHOR CHOR</span><span style="font-style: italic;">, my purse!'</span>- the female shouted for help. Moments later, I found a man running. Wasting no time, I ran towards the purse snatcher. He was fast but was no match for my athlete body with well toned muscles! After a short chase he gave up. I picked up the purse and went back to return it to the owner. To my surprise, the damsel in distress was none other than Katrina! ya ya the<span style="font-style: italic;"> "just-chill</span>" <span style="font-style: italic;">waali</span> Katrina Kaif! My jaw dropped and I could hear the violin playing in the background! <span style="font-style: italic;">'Thank you, this purse is special to me', </span> the voice was mesmerizing! I could hear the birds chirping, the breeze flowing slowly and some more violins! I thought of asking her for an autograph. May be she won't mind taking a picture with me! If my friends dismiss me as a boaster, the snap with her would come handy! Its always fun to see them turn green with envy, I smirked! <span style="font-style: italic;">'Would you like to join me for dinner tonight?'</span> she asked! The <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeze_frame_shot">frame froze</a> for a moment in <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.hkfilm.net/woobio.htm">John Woo</a> estyle! I could do with a Nokia 3310, instead was offered an apple iphone! I was dumbfound, could barely manage to nod my head in agreement! <span style="font-style: italic;">'give me a call in the eve' </span>- she started writing her mobile number on my palm! 9 - 7 she continued - 2 - ouch! Why was she writing so hard, I wondered! - 8 - the pain continued - 3 - 5 - it worsened further, unable to bear it anymore I clinched my teeth and closed my eyes!<br /><br />Moments later when I opened my eyes, Katrina was gone and so was the mobile number, she was trying to engrave on my palm! My fine toned abs had vanished and were replaced with stuff that had definite potential to turn into proud love handles! The clock showed 3am. I realized, I was dreaming! I sank low! I felt an itch! An inspection of my bed, I found <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">It</span> staggering away from the crime scene. <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">It</span> was a <span style="font-style: italic;">khatmal</span> (bed-bug), fully <span style="font-style: italic;">talli</span> boozed with my blood that woke me up from my dream! My movie's villain was a bloody Khatmal!<br /><br />The next morning when I called up my mom, she was surprised - Khatmal in USA?!! I had hard time convincing her that one can even find <span style="font-style: italic;">'Dabur Lal Dant Manjan', 'Dabur Amla Kesh Kala Tel', 'Amrutanjan', </span> <span style="font-style: italic;">'Janam Ghutti' and '</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" ><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;">NIRMA</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;">Saundarya sabun</span><span style="font-style: italic;">' </span>here !<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">'Bed bugs!!'</span> - the lady in the lease office was horrified. Her reaction would have been justifiable if it was a T-rex instead of bed bugs. No words spoken, we communicated though our eyes.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">lady:</span> We never had bed bugs problem before. How did you get them?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">me:</span> huh? I did not get them! <span style="font-style: italic;">(Yeah, when I was boarding the flight, my mom handed me 2 bed-bugs and was emotional - ' take them with you and feed them properly. they are an integral part of our society. They will make you feel at home!' )</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">lady</span>:</span> Aren't they common in your country?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>:</span> uh? I never saw them in my life until I came here! <span style="font-style: italic;">(Very true! we treat them as pets! we even have special clinics to take care of them when they fall sick!)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">lady</span>:</span> You people don't clean your apartments regularly! You People!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>:</span> now Missy! by 'people' if u meant we bachelors, I might partially consider that! but then if you are indicating something else, then you have definitely missed the Big Brother episodes featuring our Shilpa <span style="font-style: italic;">ben</span>!<br /><br />We were handed a 3 page long list of to-dos by the exterminator! It was a field day cleaning the apartment. The couch, mattress and the furnitures had to be dumped. A lot of items that went missing under mysterious circumstances were recovered. My white T-shirt with curry stains(Aah I was making chana masala that day!) was found under the mattress, a sandal which had made its way behind the couch was united with its better half. Half a dozen pens, a nail cutter(finally P wont have an excuse for not cutting his nails) and half eaten parle-G biscuits<span style="font-style: italic;">(haan haan yeh bhi yahan milti hai!),</span> which were trapped in between the couch cushions were safely rescued! Looking at the brighter side, what once looked like an industrial waste disposal ground was now cleaner, cozier and conducive to live! The carpets were steam cleaned and bugs were taken care of. 'Finally!' I thought, I can have a peaceful sleep tonight! I might even be lucky to get Katrina's mobile number this time!<br /><br />It was a day off, so thought of taking a ride. On a deserted highway, I found a car parked by the side. As I approached near, the chauffeur waved to me for help. He came running and requested - <span style="font-style: italic;">'the car unexpectedly broke down and Ma'am has an important job to attend. It would be kind enough, if you give her a lift!'. </span>I was too generous to refuse! His Ma'am came out of the car. Her attire made it obvious that she was from an affluent family! she had put on a large hat which covered most of her face. <span style="font-style: italic;"> 'Its truely kind of you', </span>she was thankful in her sugary sweet voice! She got into the car and took off her hat only to surprise me! Scarlett Johansson was sitting beside me! <span style="font-style: italic;">apni to lotery lag gayi!</span> I thanked my stars. Soon she was talking about her life in Hollywood! I was having the best ever road trip of my life! Suddenly we experienced a jolt! She was terrified and screamed <span style="font-style: italic;">'dude!'</span> in a deep husky voice! I was still wondering what happened to her sweet melodious voice, when the car started shaking! It was hard for me to keep my eyes open! She kept on screaming <span style="font-style: italic;">'dude'</span> in her baritone! The jerks were now more violent! Moments later the jolts stopped and I managed to open my eyes slowly. With my half open eyes I saw a face gazing at me. It was not Scarlett but my room mate. In his husky voice he said - <span style="font-style: italic;">'dude, wake up! we have a class in 15 minutes!'</span><br /><br /><span>First it was Katrina and now Scarlett! It was too much for a loss to bear! I was furious and it showed up nice on my face. My roomie backed off a bit, it was certain, </span><span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI">"somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!!"</a> *<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />*line inspired from Russell Peters - </span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3712334209880055660">OutSourced</a> (watch it, if you haven't yet! too good to miss!)</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><br /></div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-19263190413003079992008-05-26T21:08:00.031-07:002008-07-08T12:34:46.947-07:00■ Me, Myself and My Exams!<div style="text-align: justify;">It was 3 in the night, I was in my room, surfing. K was in deep sleep, as usual with his eyes open ( <span style="font-style: italic;">kya mast GOD gift hai!</span> he can dare to sleep while sitting in the front row of the class! for long, I was unaware of his ability. One day when I pointed towards a magazine featuring Rakhi Saawant wearing a dress, half the size of my handkerchief to which he didn't react, I knew something was wrong!) Suddenly H barged into the room panting. He was tensed. I tried to figure out the reason. Did the hostel superintendent found out that we were sneaking out regularly for late night movies or did S failed to manage the first day first show tickets for 'Charlie's Angels 2'! The <span style="font-style: italic;">'karamchand'</span> inside me could not think of anything more gruesome. H found his breath and in an alarming voice said ' its less than 2 weeks for the exam and i am still in the 5th chapter!'<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"teri to.."</span> it was K, wide awake, what followed was a stream of adjectives expressing his unhappiness due to the sudden interruption of his sound sleep. H happens to be a sincere member of the <span style="font-style: italic;">'padhne likhne waale'</span> elite club. He is among the <span style="font-style: italic;">honhaar</span> types whom the teachers would know by name and not the color of shirt one wears, would attend all classes, sit on the front bench and would finish the course even before the semester starts! I was relieved! At least it was not the tickets! I made some mental calculations and then comforted him - <span style="font-style: italic;">"chill maar boss, 12 days to go and its only 6 chapters. 2 ka average! tension mat le..ho jaayega! Abhi junior 'American Pie 2' ka CD deke gaya hai. chal dekhte hain, S and M ko ping kar diya hai, they too are joining".</span><br /><br />10 minutes to go for the exam, I was sitting in the class retrospecting. <span style="font-style: italic;">12 days kaise kate pata bhi nahin chala!</span> I haven't prepared well. Suddenly a thought crossed my mind. What if I fail?! my friends would laugh at me, my dad would kick me out! I would be thrown out of college! I won't be able to get a good job! then I would have to work as <span style="font-style: italic;">chaiwaala</span> for a living! my wife would be forced to work as a <span style="font-style: italic;">kaamwaali!</span> Unable to meet ends, my kids, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chintu</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Munni</span> would have to drop out of school! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chintu</span> would end up in bad company! He would start smoking and do drugs and be the <span style="font-style: italic;">muhalle ka lafanga! </span><span>Unable to tolerate anymore my wife would regret -</span><span style="font-style: italic;">" Agar <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chintu </span>ke papa ek exam paas ho jate to </span><span style="font-style: italic;">M ki biwi ki tarah main bhi har week shopping ke liye jaati! aur dopahar ko 'kabhi Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi' dekh rahi hoti!!... <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chintu</span> aur <span style="font-weight: bold;">Munni</span> ko bhi yeh din dekhna nahin padta!"</span> Eeeks!! I screamed louder than Paris Hilton would, if she found a rat in her closet! I froze to death! I shivered! I sent an <span style="font-weight: bold;">SMS</span>! <span style="font-weight: bold;">SMS</span> bole to <span style="font-weight: bold;">"SAVE MY SOUL"</span>! I sent it to the <span style="font-weight: bold;">ALMIGHTY</span> to save me and subsequently save <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chintu</span> from turning into the <span style="font-style: italic;">awaara luchcha!</span><br /><br />The SMS : <span style="font-style: italic;">"bhagwaan jee!! ab aapse kya chupana, aapko to sab pata hai! mera beda paar lagwaado! This time I have not prepared well but then I had been a gud guy, I dont have drinking problems! ladkion ko bhi nahin chedta! I promise I'll study next time! plz take care of me this time! aaj hi shaam ko jaakar madir main 2 nariyal chadhaunga! 2 week ke liye koi bhi movie nahin dekhunga! K ko 1 more hr daily computer use karne dunga! I will attend all the classes from next semester, sit on the first row and take notes regularly! ek dum sacchi! I promise! plz plz this is the last time!"</span><br /><br />The bell rang, I kept praying as hard as I could, added some more conditions to my prayer that I would abide by, in case He lends an ear to my prayer! Finally the question paper was handed to <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0ZkrM1vkFplTjIMb6zqC53zqKoohHfsXLhEwvdExwhgpoO0rtWbRQ8FrPqg970E4sHJfZsd7xY1hRXHI2oXQCjbSZ6fNaVm6B-aii2_ZGg9B3s0tS5NEmyOzZeUcO3UVbcDl7iA/s1600-h/Clipboard01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 248px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0ZkrM1vkFplTjIMb6zqC53zqKoohHfsXLhEwvdExwhgpoO0rtWbRQ8FrPqg970E4sHJfZsd7xY1hRXHI2oXQCjbSZ6fNaVm6B-aii2_ZGg9B3s0tS5NEmyOzZeUcO3UVbcDl7iA/s400/Clipboard01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5206356011774894578" border="0" /></a>me! One swift glance and I found only the 1st question attemptable, I could vaguely recollect the topics of 2nd and 3rd question and the rest of the questions were as much familiar to me as the recipe of <span style="font-style: italic;">Chicken Biriyani</span> to Mariah Carey! probably my SMS did not reach HIM.<br /><br />I wrote whatever I knew about the topic. I wrote in xtra large fonts with xtra long spaces! After struggling for half an hour I could barely fill two pages! I had all the time in the world and nothing to write so thought of watching what others were doing. I found the following classes of people:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">the padhne waale:</span> They are sincere. They are the only kinds who actually love exams! they have so much to write that even the allotted exam time falls short! When asked, how they performed in the exam, they would make a gloomy face and whine ' <span style="font-style: italic;">ek dum kharab!</span>, i left part of 5th question <span style="font-style: italic;">ka</span> b) category! it was of worth 0.5 marks!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">the superstitious types:</span> this group is physically distinguishable from others! part of them would not cut their hair or shave during the exam month! probably they believe that whatever they learn gets stored in the hair , so trimming them would be disastrous! some would wear their lucky shirt and write with the pen they consider it to be lucky! and finally the ones who would not take bath! I wonder what would be the underlying logic!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">the bhai:</span> they are a constant pain to those who sit around them during the exam! You are determined this time, not to show your answers to them! One <span style="font-style: italic;">'bahar chal, tere ko dekhta hoon'</span> look from them and you succumb to their irrational demand again! Save your self from being manhandled! afterall,<span style="font-style: italic;"> jaan hai to jahan hai!<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">the micro xerox</span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">:</span> if asked, <span style="font-style: italic;">"arrey bhai, network layers waala question ka answer bata!" </span>they promptly reply you back - <span style="font-style: italic;">"OSI layer ka first 2 layers ka detail, right shoe ke socks ke andar hai, next 2 layers ka detail shirt ke left sleeve ke fold main hain and rest 3 layers ke liye washroom jaana padega.. thoda andar hai!"</span><br /><br />'need some help?' I was interrupted. It was M. She must have seen me sitting idle. It was a relief! but then the<span style="font-style: italic;"> gandhigiri</span> in me was uncomfortable! <span style="font-style: italic;">"satya ke rah pe chalo" </span>opposed the inner voice within! I knew it was right but the thought of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chintu</span> holding a <span style="font-style: italic;">daaru ki botal</span> and singing <span style="font-style: italic;">'aati kya khandala'</span> at the <span style="font-style: italic;">gali ke nukkad </span>when the <span style="font-style: italic;">muhalle ke girls</span> pass by, put me in a dilemma! I did not copy-paste but took some pointers from her and <span style="font-style: italic;">jaise-taise</span> finished my exam! I promised myself to study next time!<br /><br />That evening when H came complaining again about the next exam- <span style="font-style: italic;">"its a difficult subject, lots to cover and this time we have only a week"</span>, I was serious but was worn out with whatever I went through in the morning. I made him sit and said, <span style="font-style: italic;">'its been a hectic day today, thoda relax karte hain and then from tomorrow, we will start with full passion!"</span><br /><br />Needless to say the 'tomorrow' never came! I am sitting in the exam room with the question paper in my hand having not even the slightest idea about the questions! even worse M has a seat far away from me!<br /><br />When will I grow up!<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">kya hoga mere </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Chintu</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> ka! </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-56021720565144517592008-05-08T16:49:00.014-07:002010-07-14T09:31:33.505-07:00■ sketch: Pappu ka sketch Runner up<div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEAeYPWhxyH338w4O6eYE3_pWH7XlX6RvBV5ZtszjYwbYHrq4v4id9CbNaa2kegJw1elazl0pKFNCYaA0ro-qAN0dnNtYqqcY-5gmXci6CNVeznMlDEYTlzw-P3Dx6WMpdBOSaWQ/s1600/1_krish_old_man.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="461" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEAeYPWhxyH338w4O6eYE3_pWH7XlX6RvBV5ZtszjYwbYHrq4v4id9CbNaa2kegJw1elazl0pKFNCYaA0ro-qAN0dnNtYqqcY-5gmXci6CNVeznMlDEYTlzw-P3Dx6WMpdBOSaWQ/s400/1_krish_old_man.jpg" width="386" /></a></div></div><br />
my sketch was the runner up (<span style="color: black;">category: pencil/charcoal</span>) in the art competition organized by ARTCLUB.<br />
feels good :)<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">details:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 85%;"><a href="http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=30495915&tid=2597623163122506637" target="blank">http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=30495915&tid=2597623163122506637</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">other winners:</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">judges:</span><br />
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</span>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-23454413642101564182008-04-06T10:29:00.022-07:002008-04-09T01:28:12.279-07:00■ Presentation-O-Phobia<div style="text-align: justify;">I haven't slept properly for the last 4 days. My appetite has reduced to bare minimum. The dark circle around my eyes is good enough to make a baby soil its pants. I am terrified. I have a presentation due after two days!<br /><br />The technical term is Glossophobia and more commonly known as fear of public speaking or stage fright. I was not aware of the term back in class1 but could figure out that something was wrong, when I failed to recollect the last line of 'twinkle-twinkle little star' during a poem competition, despite the fact that my mom had me rehearsed it for zillion times!<br /><br />I had actively taken part in co-curricular activities during my school days but always maintained safe distance from debates and elocutions. I am appalled as to how a person can talk on topics like 'the pros and cons of privatization in public sectors' for 20 minutes continuously without staring at a piece of paper, in front of a crowd which is as supportive as the opposition party members in the parliament but still ends up talking sense.<br /><br />Things were going pretty fine till I was assigned a presentation! Its a part of the course curriculum. Damn! I should have read the syllabus properly before enrolling for the course!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">D-day:</span><br /><br />I reached class an hour early. It's quite funny how things look different when u stand in front of the class. I was still hoping that something would happen and I would be spared. I even thought of messing with the projector but the CC camera installed, took the last hope away. Students started pouring and finally it was time for me to start.<br /><br />Below is the excerpt of the conversation that took place between my <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">soul</span> and the <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">body</span>:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">soul:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">dude, just stay calm and keep your cool okk? you have put considerable effort for the presentation. It's not the PM's speech for independence day.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">body:</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> yeah dude, hope things go fine. thanx for being supportive!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >soul:</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">you are looking decent ... nice shirt.. but what's that smell? how many times have I asked you not to buy cheap deodorants from dollar store? Anyway greet everyone.. put up the charming smile u have.. start as I count to 3.. 1-2-3 and its Show Time!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">body:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">dude! I think it would be good to start with a joke! it will lighten the mood!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >soul:</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" > mamu! khali pili dimag ka dahi mat bana! kaan ke niche bajaun kya?? jitna bola utna hi kiya kar. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">body:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Hello Everybody! I am krish ..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">soul:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">yeah, good start! see I told you things will be fine.. and what's that fake accent? You are a</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" > desi..be desi!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">body:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">My topic is 'Automated generation of Test Inputs.." um uh dude! I forgot the topic! help me! man! I knew I am going to screw this up.. what do I do now?!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">soul:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Gosh! first of all you got a very small memory and on that u have stuffed it with crap data. You make it a point to store what Ashwarya had put on while singing</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" > 'krazy kiya re' </span><span style="font-size:100%;">and the BigB's lines while he beat the shit out of the bad guys! but you didn't think it was important to allocate some space for the presentation! how irresponsible can you be?!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">body:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">sorry </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >yaar! </span><span style="font-size:100%;">don't be mad at me now! I promise I won't repeat this. Help me! I beg you!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">soul:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Ok! but this is the last time! Now ask your eyes to stop checking out that babe, there is plenty of time afterwards! look at the LCD panel, the topic is written in big bold letters, jackass!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">body:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">oh! thanx dude! the eyes have really gone out of control. I need to have a check on them!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">soul:</span> hmm ... </span><span style="font-size:100%;">dude control your legs! they r shaking and my God your heart is pounding as if it will explode! you are sweating like hell! You poor little thing!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">body:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">I can't take it any more dude! I am planning to run out of the class!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">soul:</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">You gone crazy??</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" > Izzat ka faluda mat bana! </span><span style="font-size:100%;">cool down! Look it's not at all a big deal. Focus on the slides and read whatever is written! At times make some eye contact with the students and move your hands tactfully and try to be expressive. Finally remember that no one has the slightest idea about the topic and honestly no one gives a crap so just try to look confidant.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">The immature acts of the fidgeting <span style="font-style: italic;">body</span> continued and the poor <span style="font-style: italic;">soul</span> tried its best to save the show. After what seemed like 200 years the ordeal finally ended with the 'thank you' slide!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The prof was quite satisfied with whatever material I covered. It was a pleasant surprise when she said that she found me 'calm' during the presentation! If only she knew what I was going through!</span></span><br /><br /><br /></div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-32269792926300649732008-04-02T09:22:00.026-07:002008-04-05T04:53:44.329-07:00■ papa the great!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisIKaWF76UEIytnRYcCj9FepxBnvtRFfRBIR8_H88O4xFj3P6yVzyIvoiq8K7cd_bhfSOSkSpYJlZVMQAZKgwEHw_p88ITb9uFPfJp3Y1LrBsUg-kBRz3nawsUiB82D95QCvdGVg/s1600-h/PAPA.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisIKaWF76UEIytnRYcCj9FepxBnvtRFfRBIR8_H88O4xFj3P6yVzyIvoiq8K7cd_bhfSOSkSpYJlZVMQAZKgwEHw_p88ITb9uFPfJp3Y1LrBsUg-kBRz3nawsUiB82D95QCvdGVg/s400/PAPA.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184835683756895538" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">It gives me great pleasure to inform that Papa had been working on a medical research project named <a style="font-weight: bold;" target="blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RISUG">RISUG</a>. Its headed by Dr. <a target="blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sujoy_K_Guha" class="mw-redirect" title="Sujoy K Guha">Sujoy K Guha</a> (IIT KGP). They came out successful.<br />Proud of you papa.<br /></div><br />details in rediff news:<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a target="blank" href="http://specials.rediff.com/money/2008/apr/01contra3.htm">http://specials.rediff.com/money/2008/apr/01contra3.htm</a><br /><a target="blank" href="http://specials.rediff.com/money/2008/apr/01contra8.htm">http://specials.rediff.com/money/2008/apr/01contra8.htm</a></span><br /><div><br /></div>Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-42221202107446755352008-03-23T05:38:00.018-07:002011-08-08T15:37:15.387-07:00■ Pyar To Hona Hi Tha<div style="text-align: justify;">
Second year in college, I stormed into <span style="font-weight: bold;">M</span>'s room. He was busy analyzing market trends with the edition of Economic Times and <span style="font-weight: bold;">G</span> was caught ogling at the full blown picture of Kareena Kapoor on the entertainment page of TOI. Adrenalin rushing within, glitter in my eyes, I was excited to break the news. I took a deep breath and declared - 'I am in Love'! Incidentally things did not happen the way as I had expected. Their reaction was plain, more or less on the lines of <span style="font-style: italic;">Jai</span>, when <span style="font-style: italic;">Veeru</span> disclosed that he had fallen for <span style="font-style: italic;">Basanti</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">M</span> gave me the 'tell me something new' expression while <span style="font-weight: bold;">G</span> nodded his head and went back to what he was doing.</div>
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The phenomenon of me falling in love dates back to the days when I was introduced to this four lettered magical word. I was in love with a girl in first grade when she shared a family-pack of Dairy Milk chocolate with me. I fell for another girl in third grade when I broke her pencil-box but she never complained to the teacher and it was definitely something cooking in sixth grade when one allowed me to copy her assignment solutions. Well there had been numerous others but they never got the time to develop, either I would change the school or the girl would have to leave the city as her dad got transferred.<span style="font-style: italic;"> Zalim zamana!</span><br />
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College life and love was in the air! <span style="font-weight: bold;">G</span> found his love-at-first-sight with the girl, he had met on the first day of college, C ended up with his childhood friend, K found his suitable match and S was charmed by intelligence. <span style="font-weight: bold;">M</span> would not settle anything less than Ash, thus continued his search. As for me, after a lot of thought process, I narrowed down to 6. As time passed, the number kept decreasing. I had to let go some of them, coz few had the impression that they were Bipasha and were born to be destined only with John Abraham. Some had brothers who looked like Mike Tyson and would not regret a bit to break the neck of any guy they found in close proximity of their sisters. By the time college ended, I was back to square one.<br />
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Right now I am blogging from the university cafeteria on my laptop. There is this girl sitting across the table in front of me. Shez the same girl, I had seen y'day at the bus stop. She is adorable. A tactful glimpse at her and I found her giggling at me! I wonder is it coz of the way I am munching those finger chips. She has put on an aqua top which happens to be my fave color. The novel on her table read 'The Hound of the Baskervilles'. Didn't I mention that I admire Sherlock Holmes? I wonder if this is a mere coincidence.<br />
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Let me wrap up fast as she is leaving. Wait a sec! she has left her handkerchief! Is that a mistake or done intentionally! There can't be so many coincidences, its definitely a sign. May be it has her name embroidered on it. Wonder what her name would be, who cares ? I am fine even if her name is <span style="font-style: italic;">Vaijanthimala!</span> Let me go and grab it. May be this is the girl I have been waiting for. May be this is the person I am destined to spend the rest of my life with. I am excited! let me call up <span style="font-weight: bold;">M</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">G</span> and give them the good news. Dude, I am definitely in love!<br />
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Krishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742053711994557870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36814054.post-33565170994381964562008-03-17T02:43:00.027-07:002019-12-03T15:14:37.599-07:00■ CHOTE MIYAN<div style="text-align: justify;">
'Are u sure??' she asked, the receptionist was somewhat wary. She was checking the personal details that I had submitted for the university record. I knew exactly what made her give me the 'don't-be-smart-pants' look. I stood there like the kid who was caught stealing cookies from kitchen. Reluctantly, I took the document back, decreased the entry against the HEIGHT field by three inches and shoved it back.<br />
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I had been a satisfied guy. I don't dream of sharing a cubicle with Mr. Gates, don't have the fancy of being on the advisory committee of our honorable Mr. President, I don't even fantasize of being on a date with Scarlett Johansson! um uh err <span style="font-style: italic;">jyada ho gaya</span>.. guess, you can spare the last one. Whatever, my whole point is that I am a nearly-contented guy. I am glad the way I am, except for one small regret. I am not quite happy with my height. It is limited to the extent that Shakil O'Neil is a giant on my scale. Its doubtful that I might not to be considered an average-height-male even in Japan! This didn't make me very happy. I am half as happy as the white guy whose blond wife recently gave birth to an African-American triplet! Believe me, its not at all a pleasant experience, when you shop for your clothes in the section where the sign reads 'under 16 years'.<br />
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While in school, my mother had to specially request my teachers to allow me to take the front seats, not because she thought that I was a sincere whiz-kid, dug books and had a 'i-know-everything' halo circling my head but for obvious reasons.<br />
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My mother tried her best, made sure that I had every health drink available in the market. Any new commercial whose tag line went <span style="font-style: italic;">'badhte bachchon ke liye' </span>would be included in my daily diet! I had the one, which Sachin revealed, was 'the secret of his energy'. I even had the one which featured the then young-Ayesha Takia as the growing girl, her mother apparently pissed as the girl was growing by leaps and bounds and her skirts were falling short frequently ( guess she is still regular with that drink! <span style="font-style: italic;">chota-trivia</span>: the boy in the <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-fysFHfBYM" style="font-style: italic;"> Ad</a> is Shahid Kapoor) Everything possible was tried n tested but could not help me add even a tenth of an inch to my immensely poor stats.<br />
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With the cable TV subscription, I was introduced to the world of Teleshopping. An ultimate wonderland that introduces the viewers to ultimate gadgets and commodities. The famous of them being the weight-loss cream, boasting to have the capability to turn anyone into slim-trim Mallika Sherawat, without even shedding a drop of sweat and the wonder-oil that would force hair even on the shiny bare head of Rakesh Roshan!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFBa4WbqhPRQPflaqZi63Ntfnhopa8Ar2wqkdBsNnVUL0Ss-zaTCvg7NGJwno_jRz88WI6APOQ52bDq1-WItQHMihaJK5krMkF2vgOnYxz1ibg80azfHSVLtiyXASjXwA9MCXdaA/s1600-h/Clipboard03z.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179017541488460642" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFBa4WbqhPRQPflaqZi63Ntfnhopa8Ar2wqkdBsNnVUL0Ss-zaTCvg7NGJwno_jRz88WI6APOQ52bDq1-WItQHMihaJK5krMkF2vgOnYxz1ibg80azfHSVLtiyXASjXwA9MCXdaA/s400/Clipboard03z.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 323px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 234px;" /></a> But the Ad that attracted my attention the most, was the height-booster-foot-sole. A girl is shown whining about not being able to lure guys coz of her short height, also a guy, completely humiliated by his so-called tall friends, laments - <span style="font-style: italic;">'pehle mujhe bahut sharm aati thi... main kahin bahar jaana pasand nahin karta tha... mujhe mere dost chidhate the'</span>. After constant use of the product for a month, miracle happens, both the <span style="font-style: italic;">'zamana ka sataya'</span> victims gain the badly needed extra inch! the guy regains his long lost confidence and gladly narrates <span style="font-style: italic;">'ab mujhe bahut achcha mehsus hota hai... main ab party ki jaan ban gaya hoon!'</span> and the girl is equally happy. In short the magic-sole has transformed them into Brad pitt and Angelina jolie respectively, charming everyone on their way!<br />
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I was enchanted! The Ad mesmerized me! Finally, I thought, my pursuit of eternal happiness was over. My key to charm the 'colony-<span style="font-style: italic;">ki</span>-heart-throb' was just a phone ring away and had a price tag of Rs 999 only!<br />
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I never made the call. May be, coz of the fact that I eventually realized that Sachin hitting a smashing boundary, Maradona scoring the winning goal, Amir Khan delivering one block-buster after another and girls falling for the macho Salman is not limited by their short structure.<br />
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